i'm your density

I'm Christina.
Cis female, aro ace, Scottish. 20 years old

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(via assbutts-in-isengard)

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via shakespeareandpunk)


Oh, come on, Hugo. We’re only on page one.

Oh, come on, Hugo. We’re only on page one.

(Source: ouhlalas, via hurleyxox)

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

(via dameferre)

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via liamdryden)

witchpriest:

will my dash please join me in praying to the marvel gods that we get anthony mackie doing commentary on the winter solider dvd

(via ceruleancrowns)

toni-tan:

morgrana:

MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING

Les mis: pop-punk edition

(via c0mbeferre)

dameferre:

going back two years on someone’s blog is like uncovering every one of their deepest, darkest secrets

nowolveshere:

Caring about grammar: like father, like daughter.

(via laissezferre)

everybodyilovedies:

Chris Evans as Captain America at the set of Avengers: Age of Ultron | Seoul, Korea. April 4, 2014

It has an Avengers logo on the shoulder

IT HAS AN AVENGERS LOGO ON THE SHOULDER THEY’RE A TEAM THEY’RE A REAL TEAM THEY HAVE UNIFORMS WITH LOGOS OH GOSH NO MY HEART

(Source: forassgard, via red-headed-smile)

bluandorange:

bluandorange:

okay but can you imagine like

a week after your truck gets stolen out of the goddamn mall parking lot, you get a knock on the door and there’s fucking Captain America standing there. Says he’s here about your goddamn truck. And for a moment you wonder if he started working for the police now that Shield took a dive, but you don’t say so, you just nod when he describes your truck to you, license plate number, make, model and color, all to a tee. 

And then the weirdest thing happens (weirder than Captain America just showing up at your front door). Captain America starts looking bashful. And then he tells you your truck was lost ‘in the line of duty’. You must still look a little awestruck because he elaborates; he’s the one who took your truck. 

Captain America fucking stole your goddamn truck out of the goddamn mall parking lot.

And he’s going to pay for a new one. And he’s very, very sorry.

He comes with you to the car dealership, too. Because he’s so so sorry, also he gets military discount, so he can help you.
he is so so sorry

(via isleofapplepies)

 - Click It

the-cones-of-dunshire:

The perspective of every girlfriend Bucky Barnes has ever had tbh

(via isleofapplepies)

thekateburns:

May have just ruined my inevitable future friendship with Tom Fletcher based on this awful joke.

thekateburns:

May have just ruined my inevitable future friendship with Tom Fletcher based on this awful joke.

scotianostra:

Happy Easter this is in a churchyard where Jacobites were executed 268 years ago and an Easter Bunny appeared this morning

(via hellsyeahgaidhlig)

medukaissuffering:

if you take me forest exploring i will probably fall in love with you

(Source: karkatleijon, via spindletrees)