in the tags of this post talk about and/or list your favorite aromantic character headcanons
because this needs to be posted every so often: a collection of the worst bits of harry potter fanfiction
you know nothing of Javert
I was born inside a bear
I was born with kangaroos
I know that you fucked Claquesous
i would give my left kidney for asexual taystee jefferson.
she’s an extrovert who cares more about her family in all its forms than she is in dating.
none of her flashbacks or current prison drama revolve around fucking.
when poussey kisses her she says she’s “not like that” but cuddling is fine and she obviously enjoys that - why is everyone assuming she means she’s straight?
when she yells at p in the library she never says the issue is that she liked her, it’s that she liked her “like that” and “wanted her to take off her clothes and shit” - those are not the words of someone uncomfortable with a lesbian. those are the words of someone uncomfortable with sex.
she jokes about sex but it’s /always/ a joke. “a nubian king with a nubian thing”? come on. she uses it like a punchline. she uses it like an ace.
can you imagine? if any show were to have some ace representation, i could see it being orange is the new black. and can you imagine it being TAYSTEE? the fan favorite, loud and happy and dancing - sings like an angel, stings like a bee - can you imagine? taystee saying, “no, i’m asexual. not like a fucking plant, like a person. i just don’t like it.” can you IMAGINE? allosexual people being forced to see an ace character who wasn’t a novelty or a joke or treated like it was a disorder? can you imagine allosexual people actually /hearing/ the word asexual on one of the most popular tv shows that exists right now? can you even imagine?
ok but how about less “he realises how empty his life has been without romantic love” (with a side order of of “men and woman can’t be friends”) and more “he realises that he’s aromantic and that’s ok”
for my next big comedy act i’m going to stand up and read excerpts from the heterosexual awareness month site
"We are one of the only groups who no longer have a respected voice in this modern world."