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dangerhamster:

SCREEN JUNKIES DID AN HONEST TRAILER FOR THE WINTER SOLDIER BUT IT WAS SO GOOD THEY COULDN’T EVEN TAKE THE PISS OUT OF IT SO THEY JUST TALKED ABOUT WHAT A GOOD FILM IT WAS

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bunrobot:

i plan on making this the front page of the town newspaper as a self-fulfilling prophecy

bunrobot:

i plan on making this the front page of the town newspaper as a self-fulfilling prophecy

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erueres:

when ur old otp from ur old fandom comes back to hit u in the face like

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Let’s Make Fun Of: Anthropologie Furniture

lizgalvao:

I love to hate Anthropologie furniture. In particular, the way they stage it for their website. There’s this gross fantasy they’ve created of an art student who can afford to spend thousands of dollars on a paint-splattered flea market find. It’s like all their customers are aspiring to be Charlotte in Tiny Furniture (a loft-dwelling trust fund dilettante).

They’ve gone off the deep end with the juxtaposition. You know those fashion editorials every fall where models lasagned in Prada swing around street signs in Red Hook? It’s like that, but on acid. The settings are more deteriorated and the designs are more design-y. It’s like shopping from deep within Fuck Your Noguchi Coffee Table.

If you choose to purchase a piece of Anthropologie furniture, it will only really look right in one of three settings:

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1. An alternative gallery space six weeks from opening

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2. An urban cabin with faulty electrical wiring

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3. A crumbling Southern plantation (soon to be deemed “the new loft” by the NYTimes)


Let’s take a stroll through the Anthropologie furniture section together. What’s for sale today?

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orestesblasting-pyladesfunk:

vic hugo basing marius on his younger self like

'marius was so handsome. so damn handsome. it was sad because he had no idea but im telling you ok he was real hot. he would think back fondly on his parisian handsomeness when we was like sixty and probably living in guernsey maybe. i don't know i'm just writing the book. anyway, he was at least a seven.'

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hopeannn:

pamellajoy:

whackedup:

whackedup:

   Alright this don’t make no damn sense. 

Imma just bring this back.

They hit EVERY SINGLE BEAT jeeeeeez

Watch this.

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jamesandlilys:

yeah but have you considered how james and lily thrice defied lord voldemort like what happened?? what did they do?? how did they do it?? when did they do it?? i need answers goddamnit this is important

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bengiyo:

stormingtheivory:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Less than 3 miles from where Michael Brown was killed in Ferguson, another young black man was gunned down by police this afternoon in North St. Louis.

This is why people talk about mentally ill folks being more endangered by police than a danger to anyone else.

How many young white males have slaughtered people and been arrested without being killed, and then labeled as mentally ill?

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jealousofthetea said: ian/mickey kittens au

spindletrees:

Oh my god, okay so for some reason I’m envisioning a Regina George type person walking around her kitchen on the phone like

“So my sister came in yesterday with two fucking tiny kittens in a box. I guess we’re a cat family now.

“Yeah I’m pissed off. How do you expect me to feel? I never got any fucking kittens and now this one just shows up with a pair of mangy strays and mam’s all for keeping them? Bullshit.

“Plus they’re annoying as sht. Like the black one fucking hisses if like anyone goes near it. If you put out food it like steals it and goes to eat it under the sofa. Fucking kitten claws are sharp is all I’m saying. Dad tried to put a flea collar on it and it basically skinned its arm.

“I know right?? I’ve never seen such demonic scraps of fur. I guess the ginger one’s not as bad. It like LOVES dad, like, so much. Bit weird.

“But yeah we have this stocky little soot-black monstrosity, all gunky and covered in fleas, with one persistently inside-out and he absolutely FLAYS anyone who comes near it. Or anyone who comes near the red one. Or anyone really. The ginger one is a sweetheart.

“But I’m kind of scared of them both tbh? I swear to god I saw them take down next door’s Rottweiler the other day.”

“I think we should have more sexual education. Can you imagine if we didn’t have driver’s ed and people drove cars like they saw in the movies? Porn is adult entertainment, not education.”

—   James Deen (via theneverbird)

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reverseracism:

yellow—ranger:

do not let white academia fool you into thinking that

  • the greatest authors that were and ever will be are white men
  • every great philosopher came out of europe
  • mathematics and science were at their highest point when used by white men
  • the most beautiful city in the world is paris
  • colonialism was a golden age
  • europe is the pinnacle of civilization

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